From Dawn til Dusk and beyond

Start at the Greedy Pig. Time's really important on this one. Total cost should be about £25. You'll need to buy a DayRover in advance from a post office.
PubBeerImpressionHow to get there.
Greedy PignoneGreasy spoon. Eat lots. Full English Breakfast is only 3 quid. There isn't an obvious veggie option on their board, although when I asked, they were happy to provide one for the same price. Walk up Briggate on the left hand side of the road. Go past the Grand Theatre and the Wrens and keep heading out of town, going downhill. Keep going until you reach a park. The Greedy Pig's on the other side of the road.
The Wrens, LeedsLandlord, Black Sheep, TetleysProbably my favourite city centre pub. Warm, relaxed, never packed, ace.10.50 Head back towards Leeds, and it's opposite the Grand Theatre.
The Old Bank, BradfordSeveral real ales.Nice pub, far too packed on a weekend.X6 bus at 11.50. The X6 stops virtually outside the Horse and Trumpet. Come out of Bradford Interchange and keep going, past The Queen. Cross over and keep going. Take your second right and the pub's on your right.
The Fleece Inn, HaworthEvery Timothy Taylors Beer!Really nice pub on Haworth Main Street.699 bus at 1.33 from Bradford Interchange. The journey takes 45 minutes. Get off the bus just after the Railway Station at Haworth. From there walk towards the railway station. Down the left hand side of the railway station is a bridge over the railway. Cross this and keep going straight on, right up the steep hill of Butt Lane. When (if) you get to the top The Fleece should be visible right in front of you.
The Old Fleece, OakworthTrophy, Tetleys and another which I can't remember.This is is an alright pub. The beer it serves isn't spectacular, but the Trophy I was drinking was really good.Drop down to the street below you and the bus stop is on your left, up the hill. 699 bus at 2.12 or 3.12 to Oakworth. The pub's at the terminus on your right. You'll see it.
The Brewery Arms, KeighleyTaylors and some guestsThis pub used to be miles better than it was. It used to have a bar billiard table. It still serves good beer, though. Walk back to the bus stop where you got off. Because it's the terminus, the bus turns round. The 717 bus leaves at 4.47. Get off before Keighley bus station. When you're coming into Keighley, you'll start to turn left. Get off the bus here (there's a reasonable pizza shop here if you're hungry), cross the road and walk back to where the bus started to turn left and turn left (as if the bus could go straight on) and walk through Keighley to the main road. Turn right at the end and the Brewery Arms is on the other side of the road.
Brown Cow, BingleyTaylors beers and usually a guest.Great pub. Come out of the pub and cross the road in front of you and keep walking in the same direction, back up towards the centre. Keep walking and the train station's on your right. Get the train at 4.58 or 5.58 to Bingley. From Bingley station, turn right and then left at the road. Turn right at the traffic lights. Turn left just before the White Horse Inn, and go over the bridge. You'll see the pub from there.
The Boat House, SaltaireTaylors Landlord and Black SheepGreat pub, just next to the river.Get the 6.04 or 7.04 train to Saltaire. At Saltaire station, turn left down the hill and the car park to the Boat House Inn is on your left.
The Exchange, BradfordOne real ale, variesOKGet the 6.57 or 7.57 train to Bradford Forster Square. Come out of the station and cross the road in front of you. Head down the street with the NatWest on the corner, and the Exchange is on your right, opposite the Old Bank
Akbarsnone - Curry!Excellent curry house, and it's also licensed, although no beer there is worth drinking, but you shouldn't need any by this point. Pakeezah isn't licenced at all, but you can bring your own beer in.72 Bus at 7.50 or 8.50 from Bradford Interchange. Ring the bell when you see a Mister Value shop on your left. Akbars is on the other side of the road. If Akbars is packed, walk up the road a bit further and go to Pakeezah instead, which is also excellent.
Unfortunately, I've had to take the Grouse Inn off the aletrale, because I can't find any public transport that goes anywhere near it. If you get off the terminus in Oakworth, it's about a mile walk uphill, so you can do it if you want. I'll put directions on later, because I love the pub so much.